Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
My friends, they love my intelligence
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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