i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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