Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
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Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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