Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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