nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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