fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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