Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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