Your tits are I can't wait for
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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