Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
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My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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