why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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