David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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