I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
there is glitter all over my balls
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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