is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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