I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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