oh god the rape fog is back!
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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