Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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