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Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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