Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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