When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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