ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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