Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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