I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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