so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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