I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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