she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
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when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
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