Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
how drunk are you?
Several
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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