Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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