Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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