whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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