that's an acceptable place to lick
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
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The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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