just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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