New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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