She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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