Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
time to smoke my breakfast
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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