he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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