Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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