we're blogging at a bar
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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