I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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