Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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