My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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