She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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