Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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