so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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