I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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