She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
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