Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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