I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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