There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
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I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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