How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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