It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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