Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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