I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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