Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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