id be glad to
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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