It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.