I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
